What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?
Whoopsy daisies!
Flower and Garden Jokes
If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?
Pilgrims!
How does a flower blow kisses?
With its tulips (two lips)!
What kind of trees grow on hands?
Palm trees!
So there was a soldier and he told the general”The infantry is coming, the infantry is coming!” and the General said “Warn the rest of the soldiers.”
And finally when the sapling arrived a different general said, “Finally I’ve been wating for this little guy to come. I’m gonna go plant this Infant TREE.”
Where do you plant kids?
Kinder garden!
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