Flower and Garden Jokes

From Cazahlaya, 11 years old, North Carolina

How do you know flowers have a mouth?

How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?

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From Shelby, 8 years old, Alabama

How does a rose ride a bike?

by using his petals!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the tree say to Autumn?

Leaf me alone!

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From Summer Battaglia, 9 years old, VA

What did the bride say when she dropped her bouquet?

Whoopsy daisies!

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From CowGuy82, 8 years old, Texas

If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring?

Pilgrims!

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From Katie, 10 years old, America

How does a flower blow kisses?

With its tulips (two lips)!

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