What do you call a sunny day?
Sunday!
Flower and Garden Jokes
What did Rosemary say to the herb garden?
What thyme is it?
What flower grows right under your nose?
Tulips!
Why did the bumble bee put honey under his pillow?
He wanted sweet dreams!
Mom: Cary, I just finished putting thyme in the garden.
Cary: Can we use it?
Mom: Of course. Now go get ready for the soccer game.
Cary: I don’t need to.
Mom: Why?
Cary: Because we’ve got time!
What did the mushroom say to the flower after she decided not to go on a date with him?
C’mon I’m a real fungi!
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