Flower and Garden Jokes

From Marissa, age 10, Miami,FL

Why did the girl go out with the mushroom?

He was a fungi!

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From Jasmine, age 10, Califonia

How does a rose ride a bike ?

By using it’s petals!

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From Hannah , age 11, Yakima, Washington

Why couldn’t the daisy ride her bike?

She’d lost her petals!

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From Molly, age 9, Wales

What grows in between your nose and your chin?

Twolips!

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From Gaby, age 12, Missouri

What flower grows under the sun?

A sunflower!

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From Lissy, age 14, Watsonville, CA

What type of cereal do gardeners hate?

Weedies.

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