Flower and Garden Jokes

From Katie, 11 years old, Kettering,OH

Why didn’t the tree play checkers?

Because he was a Chess-nut tree!

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From Lauren, age 8, San Antonio, Texas

What kind of veggie does care about you>

A care-it!

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From Kaci, age 11, Defiance ,Ohio

What is brown and sticky

A stick!

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From Rob231, age 10, Edinburgh, Scotland

The gardener found a trumpet growing in his garden; what did he do?

ROOT-IT-TOOT!

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From Faith, age 12, Cavite, Philippines

What does a tree drink at parties?

Rootbeer!

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From Avery, age 8, United States

How do you plant a fruit tree?

You berry it!!

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