Flower and Garden Jokes

From Kristin, 10 years old, USA

What is a tree’s favorite drink?

Root Beer!

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From Heather F, 13 years old, Tennessee

What did the tree wear to the swimming pool?

Swimming trunks!

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From Ash, 12 years old, Paris

What trees clap?

Palm trees!

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From Justice Glenn, 9 years old, USA

How does a tree get into its computer?

It has to LOG-IN!

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From Priscilla, 15 years old, Illinois

What would you use a cow for planting?

You need moo poo too!

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From Kyle, 6 years old, Moscow, Russia

How did the farmer fix his jeans?

With a cabbage patch!

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