Flower and Garden Jokes

From Abdulla, 9 years old, Saudi Arabia

What type of tree can you carry in your hand?

A palm tree!

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From Katie, age 7, Santa Fe New Mexico

Why did the corn go on a diet?

Because he was feeling husky!

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From Christina N., age 11, USA

What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?

A black-eyed susan!

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From Cazahlaya, 11 years old, North Carolina

How do you know flowers have a mouth?

How else would they hav two-lips (tulips)?

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From Shelby, 8 years old, Alabama

How does a rose ride a bike?

by using his petals!

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From Hopester, 13 years old, Awesome NJ

What did the tree say to Autumn?

Leaf me alone!

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