Where do momma trees put their baby trees?
Flower and Garden Jokes
in a nursery
Why didn’t the tree play checkers?
Because he was a Chess-nut tree!
Which flower is the chattiest flower around?
Tulips, because they talk a mile a minute with their two lips!
What type of tree can you carry in your hand?
A palm tree!
Why did the corn go on a diet?
Because he was feeling husky!
What kind of flower looks like it just came back from a fight?
A black-eyed susan!
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