Elephant Jokes

From Tommy D., 9 years old, Chicago, IL

What’s as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?

An elephant’s shadow.

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From Christie W., age 11, Australia

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea or tick?

A very worried dog!!!

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From Eliza, age 7, Indiana

Who is beautiful, gray, and wears glass slippers?

Cinderelaphant.

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From Dallas, age 15, Orem Utah

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was carrying a peanut!

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From Ethan F., age 9, Liverpool

What do you give an elephant if it has diarrhea?

Give it some space!

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From Polk, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty of room!

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