Elephant Jokes

From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Cuz the chicken had the day off!

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From Le'Quita , age 16, Pinebluff, NC

How many people does it take to carry an elephant?

None, because they can walk!

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From Shanna, age 12

What do an elephant and a car have in common?

They both have trunks!

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From Ellora K., age 7, Bombay, India

Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?

Because his blue ones were in the wash!!

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From Jasmine, 3 years old,

How do you shoot a blue elephant?

With a blue elephant gun!

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From Jason, age 14, Eckville, Alberta, Canada

Why are alligators long and flat?

They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.

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