How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
Elephant Jokes
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?
A Bellephant.
Alexandria: Why do Elephants paint their nails different colors?
Sami: I don’t know, why?
Alexandria: So they can hide in a bubble gum machine!
Sami: I’ve never seen an elephant in a bubble gum machine!
Alexandria: See, it works!
What’s as big as an elephant but doesn’t weigh anything?
An elephant’s shadow.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a flea or tick?
A very worried dog!!!
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