What do an elephant and a car have in common?
They both have trunks!
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!!
How do you shoot a blue elephant?
With a blue elephant gun!
Why are alligators long and flat?
They must have gotten too close to the oak tree.
What do you call a large, grey animal that rings?
A Bellephant.
Alexandria: Why do Elephants paint their nails different colors?
Sami: I don’t know, why?
Alexandria: So they can hide in a bubble gum machine!
Sami: I’ve never seen an elephant in a bubble gum machine!
Alexandria: See, it works!
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