How do you stop an elephant from charging?
By removing his batteries!
Elephant Jokes
Why did the elephant wear green socks ?
So he could hide in the grass!
Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cuz the chicken had the day off!
How many people does it take to carry an elephant?
None, because they can walk!
What do an elephant and a car have in common?
They both have trunks!
Why did the elephant wear pink pajamas?
Because his blue ones were in the wash!!
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