Elephant Jokes

From Taylor, age 10, Canada

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

Because he didn’t want to fall in to the hot chocolate!!

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From Isaiah , age 3, Washington

What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?

Time to get a new one!

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From Adib, age 10, Austin, Texas

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

By removing his batteries!

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From Justin , 9 years old, IL

Why did the elephant wear green socks ?

So he could hide in the grass!

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From Bean, 11 years old, El Salvador

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Cuz the chicken had the day off!

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From Le'Quita , age 16, Pinebluff, NC

How many people does it take to carry an elephant?

None, because they can walk!

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