Why can’t elephants go to the beach?
Because they can’t keep their trunks up!
Elephant Jokes
What happens when you cross an elephant with a rhinocerous?
Elefino!
What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?
Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
What do you call an elephant in a telephone-booth?
Stuck!
What sport do elephants like to play ?
Squash!
Susie asked “What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?”
George replied, “What’s a matterbaby?”
Susie said, “Nothing, but thanks for asking.”
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