What if I don’t want to wait 50 years?
Put a parachute on the elephant and drop him from an elecopter.
Elephant Jokes
What do you call an elephant in a telephone-booth?
Stuck!
What sport do elephants like to play ?
Squash!
Susie asked “What’s the difference between an elephant and a matterbaby?”
George replied, “What’s a matterbaby?”
Susie said, “Nothing, but thanks for asking.”
Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?
Because he didn’t want to fall in to the hot chocolate!!
What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to get a new one!
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