How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
Elephant Jokes
What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?
A jumbo Yeti!
What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
What’s gray, has a wand and wings,and gives money to elephants?
THE TUSK FAIRY!
How do you know there’s an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
What’s the difference between an Indian elephant and an African elephant?
About 6000 kilometres!
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