Three elephants jump out of an airplane. Two land on land and the other lands in water.
*Boom-Boom Crash*!
Elephant Jokes
How do you get an elephant to the top of an oak tree?
Plant an acorn under him and wait 50 years.
What do you get if you cross an elephant with an abominable snowman?
A jumbo Yeti!
What’s the difference between a chicken and an elephant?
An elephant can have chicken pox but a chicken cannot have elephant pox!
What’s gray, has a wand and wings,and gives money to elephants?
THE TUSK FAIRY!
How do you know there’s an elephant in the fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
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