How do you get an elephant down from an oak tree?
Tell him to sit on a leaf and wait until autumn.
Elephant Jokes
What’s big and grey and can fly straight up?
An elecopter.
How do elephants speak to each other?
On ‘elephones!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!!
What is big, gray and wears glass slippers?
Cinderellaphant!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
