What do you do if you get eaten by an elephant?
Run around and run around until you are all pooped out!
Elephant Jokes
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?
Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a wad of gum?
An elephant that sticks to the bottom of your shoe or gum that never forgets.
What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
You know they are all on the same team!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in a cherry tree!!
What do you call a hamster that can pick up an elephant ?
Sir!
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