There was a man sitting under tree. Suddenly, a little sparrow came and sat on his shoulder. The man died. Tell me, how did this happen?
Elephant Jokes
Because Little Sparrow was the name of the elephant!
What goes splash, splash, splash, splosh?
An elephant with water in its tennis shoes!
How do you know that elephants are shy?
Because they swim with their trunks on!
What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!
What do you do when an elephant sits on your car?
You need to buy a new car!
What do elephants have that people dont’ have?
Baby elephants!
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