Second graders learning to read, one says”it’s a frican’ elaphant!”
Really it was an African elephant!
Elephant Jokes
One day an elephant and an ant were riding a motor bike, and they had an accident. The elephant died, and the ant did not get hurt.
How did the ant survive?
Because he was wearing a helmet.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
So he could hide in the cherry tree!
Why were the elephants kicked out of swimming class?
They had their trunks down!
How do you know if an elephant’s been in your refrigerator?
By the footprints in the butter!
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