How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
Elephant Jokes
There will be foot prints in the butter!
What do elephants do when they stub their toe?
Call a toe truck!
What do you call an elephant with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like; it can’t hear you!
Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an ASPIRIN!
Why was the elephant angry at the bellboy?
He didn’t carry his trunk!
Second graders learning to read, one says”it’s a frican’ elaphant!”
Really it was an African elephant!
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