What do elephants do when they stub their toe?
Call a toe truck!
Elephant Jokes
What do you call an elephant with bananas in its ears?
Anything you like; it can’t hear you!
Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it were small white and smooth, it would be an ASPIRIN!
Why was the elephant angry at the bellboy?
He didn’t carry his trunk!
Second graders learning to read, one says”it’s a frican’ elaphant!”
Really it was an African elephant!
One day an elephant and an ant were riding a motor bike, and they had an accident. The elephant died, and the ant did not get hurt.
How did the ant survive?
Because he was wearing a helmet.
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