Elephant Jokes

From Jadeypoo, age 11, Falmouth, England

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine!

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From Eeyore, age 11, USA

Why was the elephant afraid of the computer??

Because of the mouse!

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From Brooke, age 11, U.S.A

What is invisible and smells like peanuts!!!!!!????

Elephant Farts!

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From Alyssa, age 14, Texas

What time is it when an Elephant sits on your fence?

Time to fix it!

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From Caitlin, age 7, England

Why did the elephant go to the elephant fair?

To have elefun!

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From Sarah, age 10, England

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?

There will be foot prints in the butter!

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