Elephant Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a teacher, Grand Rapids, MI

Why can’t elephants ever get really clean?

Because they can’t take off their trunks!!

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From Robby Cihak, 17 years old, Grand Rapids, MI

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

It’s no problem, since you’ll never find an elephant with one hand!!

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From Fįrëbåłł 360, 9 years old, Leawood, KS

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bathing suit?

You get swimming trunks!

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From Thomas Guy, 9 years old, Warminster, England

What’s the difference between a mailbox and an elephant’s bottom?

You’re not mailing my letters!!

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From Aiden, 9 years old, San Diego

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

Irrelephant!

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From Emma, 8 years old, California

What did the elephant say to the other elephant when he found a toy in the car?

Put it in the trunk!

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