Elephant Jokes

From Marcos, 9 years old, California

What do you get when you cross a elephant and water ?

Swimming trunks!

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From Cohen, 10 years old, PA, USA

How are cars like elephants?

They both have trunks!

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From Grace Olivia Chambers, 9 years old, GA

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck!

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From Ryan, 9 years old, Maryland

What do you get when you cross a elephant and a computer?

Lots of memory!

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From Katie Orris, 12 years old, Georgia

There was an elephant riding a motorcycle, a cop pulled him over and asked for his driver’s license. Why didn’t he have his license?

It was in his trunk.

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From Katie Orris, 12 years old, Georgia

An elephant was racing to the movie theatres. WHY?

He heard the movie peanuts was out!

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