What do you get if you cross an elephant and a peanut butter sandwich?
Either a sandwich that never forgets, or an elephant that sticks to the roof of your mouth!!
Elephant Jokes
How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? Just put him in.
How do you put a giraffe in a refrigerator? Open up the refrigerator and take the elephant out, then put the giraffe in.
If there’s an all animal meeting, where’s the giraffe? In the refrigerator.
How do you get across an alligator lake with no boat?
Just swim across because all the alligators are at the meeting!
What’s yellow on the outside, but gray in the inside?
A bus full of elephants!
What did the bunch of grapes say when the elephant stepped on them…?
Nothing, they just let out a little wine!
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
What’s gray, has big ears and a trunk?
A mouse going on vacation!!!
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