Why do elephants lie on their backs with their feet in the air?
To trip birds.
Elephant Jokes
What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?
STUCK!
Why is an elephant so wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?
Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?
‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!
Why did the elephant break the bottle?
Because he wanted to get out!
What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?
Nothing, bananas don’t talk
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