Elephant Jokes

From Marissa, age 10, Honolulu, Hawaii

What do you call an elephant in a telephone booth?

STUCK!

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From Firefox, 11 years old, California

Why is an elephant so wrinkly?

Have you ever tried to iron one?

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From Jessica, age 12, United States

Why did the elephant have three white shoes and one yellow?

‘Cause he forgot to lift his leg!

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From Ben Beall, age 11, Deale, Maryland

Why did the elephant break the bottle?

Because he wanted to get out!

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From Travis, age 8, Clarksville, Tennessee

What did the banana say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, bananas don’t talk

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From Rachel S., age 11, New Jersey

How do you know if an elephant is sleeping over ?

He will have his bags in his trunk!!

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