Dog Jokes

From Jack, 9 years old, Northern California

What is a dog’s favorite instrument?

A trom-bone!

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From Jayme l, 11 years old, West Virginia

What did the Dalmation say after dinner?

That hit the spots!

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From Dave, age 9, Vancouver, BC

How do you tell a dogwood when it’s not in bloom?

You recognize it’s bark.

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From Harry, age 10, America

Why did the snowman call his dog frost?

Because frost bites.

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From Ally, age 11, St. Petersburg, FL

What kind of dog likes to fight?

A boxer!

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From Madi Holmes, 10 years old, Nixon, Texas

What dog has horns?????

A BULLDOG!

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