Dog Jokes

From Maria Brady, age 6, Ireland

Why was the dog hot?

Cause he was a hot dog

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Rating: +7. From 13 votes.

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From Virginia K., age 9, Sarasota, Florida

What do you get when you cross a Poodle,a Cocker Spaniel and a rooster?

A Cocka-Poodle-Doo!

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Rating: +2. From 8 votes.

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From Zac, age 11, Adelaide Australia

How do you stop a dingo from charging?

Take away its credit card!

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Rating: +10. From 12 votes.

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From Jacob, a reader, Albania

There was a dog, his name was Joke. He crossed the street, got run over by a car…..

And the joke was over!

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From Ziauddin, age 11, India

Master: How did the dogs run away? I told you to shut the exits, Servant!

Servant: I did, perhaps they ran away through the entrance?

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Rating: +3. From 13 votes.

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From Helen , 10 years old, Texas

What do you give a dog with a fever?

Mustard is the best thing for a hot dog!

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Rating: +46. From 52 votes.

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