Dog Jokes

From Macy Z, 12 years old, Cleveland, Ohio

What is a dog’s favorite soda?

Pup-si!!!!!

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From Kyra, 9 years old, Ohio

What do you call shampoo for dogs?

Shampooch!

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From Beck, 12 years old, Spartanburg, SC

What’s a dog’s least favorite type of fabric?

Fleece! (fleas)

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From Eric, age 8, SOUTH BEND, IN

What do you call a naked boy dog?

Nudered!

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From Maria Brady, age 6, Ireland

Why was the dog hot?

Cause he was a hot dog

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From Virginia K., age 9, Sarasota, Florida

What do you get when you cross a Poodle,a Cocker Spaniel and a rooster?

A Cocka-Poodle-Doo!

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