Why did the dog chew his paw?
To get to the bone!
Dog Jokes
How does a dog stop a VCR?
He presses the “paws” button!
Why did the dog eat fertilizer?
To grow up!!!
What did the 3-legged dog say as he came into the saloon?
“I’ve come for the man who shot my paw!”
What word only has three letters, but is longer than dog?
Banana!!!!!!!!!!
How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
Put it in your front yard!
