What did the dog say to the cat?
Nothing! Dogs can’t talk!
Dog Jokes
Their was a female dog who went to three male dogs and asked them to make a sentence that had liver and cheese in the sentence. So the first dog said “Would you like some liver and cheese?”
She didn’t like that sentence, so she turned to the next dog. Annd the next dog said, “Do you have any liver or cheese?”
She didn’t say a thing and then turned to the next dog, and asked him to say a sentence with liver and cheese in it.
And the last dog said, “Liver alone. Cheese mine”.
Where do you find a one-legged dog?
Where you left it!
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Right where you left him!
How do you know when it’s raining cats and dogs?
When you step in a poodle.
Old mother Hubbard went to the cuboard to get her poor dog a bone, but when she opened it, what letters did she find?
“M” and “T”!
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