Dog Jokes

A man went to a supermarket leaving his Rottweiler tied up outside. Just as he was at the checkout, a lady rushed in saying, “Is that your Rottwieler tied up outside?”
“Yes.” The man replied.
“Well, I’m sorry but my dog has killed your dog,” said the lady.
“What kind of dog have you got?” asked the man.
“A Yorkshire Terrier,” said the woman.
“But how could such a small dog kill a dog like mine?”

Why did the dog move from the sunny part of the yard to the shade?

What happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?

What did the dog say to the tree?

What do dogs and DVD players have in common?

A man was walking his golden retriever and the man got hungry. He went to a restaurant and it said that you could not bring his dog in. He put on his sunglasses and walked in. The manager said he could not bring his dog in. The man said “I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The man got to eat in the restaurant with the dog. The man told his friend how he got to eat in the restaurant with his dog. The man’s friend said he would like to try that. So he took his dog to the restaurant and the manager said ” Sir, you can’t bring in your dog.” The guy said ” I’m blind and this is my guide dog.” The manager said “That’s a chihuahua.”