How do you stop a dog barking in your backyard?
Put it in your front yard!
Dog Jokes
A man went to a supermarket leaving his Rottweiler tied up outside. Just as he was at the checkout, a lady rushed in saying, “Is that your Rottwieler tied up outside?”
“Yes.” The man replied.
“Well, I’m sorry but my dog has killed your dog,” said the lady.
“What kind of dog have you got?” asked the man.
“A Yorkshire Terrier,” said the woman.
“But how could such a small dog kill a dog like mine?”
“I’m afraid my dog got stuck in your dog’s mouth, and your dog choked on him, so he died!”
Why did the dog move from the sunny part of the yard to the shade?
Because he was a hot dog and he wanted to be a chili dog!
What happened to the dog that swallowed the watch?
He got ticks!
What did the dog say to the tree?
Why do you have so much bark?
What do dogs and DVD players have in common?
They both have pause (paws).
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