Dog Jokes

From Rayven, age 12, London,England

What kind of party does a dog have?

A PAW-TY

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From a reader, age 8, Canada

What did the girl say when she lost her puppy?

Doggone!

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From Jenny, age 10, Kentucky

What do you call a dog the is all sweaty?

a HOT dog!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What dog wears contact lenses?

Cock-eyed Spaniel

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From Vidushi, age 12, New Delhi, India

Why does a dog scratch himself?

Because no one else knows where it itches.

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From Cameron Ayesa, 9 years old, Perth

What is a dog’s favourite TV show?

Dr Whooooooo!

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