What does a hot dog say when it gets really hot?
My BUNS ARE BURNING MY BUNS ARE BURNING!
Dog Jokes
Where do dogs not like to shop?
The flea market!
Why did the dog sit by the campfire?
He wanted to be a HOT DOG!
Three male dogs are fighting about a female poodle. A golden retriever, a bulldog, and a chihuahua. The poodle says “Whoever can think of the best sentence using the words liver and cheese can go out with me.”
The golden retriever says, “I love liver and cheese”.
“That’s not original.”
The bulldog says, “I hate liver and cheese.”
“That’s pathetic.”
And the chihuahua says, “Liver alone, cheese mine!” (Leave her alone, she’s mine).
What kind of party does a dog have?
A PAW-TY
What did the girl say when she lost her puppy?
Doggone!
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