Dog Jokes

From Saige, 9 years old, U.S.A

What does a dog put on its pizza?

muttzerrella and puperoni!

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From Heather Foxy, 8 years old, South Carolina

What dogs are opposites?

Hot dogs and Chili dogs!

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From Alleigh, 3 years old, Cheshire,England

Why did the dog drop out of the soccer game?

He wanted to be the Rufferee!

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From Leeanna Kay, 17 years old, South Carolina

Why does a dog chase his tail?

Because He’s TICKED off!

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From Lydloves, 9 years old, Canada

Why did a man name his dog Frost?

Because Frost bites!

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From Miley, 3 years old, Kansas

What do dogs like on their pizza?

Pup-eroni!

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