Dog Jokes

From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

Where did the puppy dog leave its car?

In the barking lot!

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From Alexandra, age 7, Australia

Me: What’s the time?
Dog: 2.00.
Me: How did you know?

I’m a Watch Dog!

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From Vicky, age 12, Silloth, England

My dog keeps chasing people on a bicycle. What can I do?

Take his bike away!

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From Amaya, age 10, Guam

What does a human wear that a dog does?

pants

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From Marisa, age 11, North Carolina, US

What do you call a dog detective?

Sherlock Bones!

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From Sunshine Condez, 9 years old, Manila, Philippines

What did the dog say to the tree trunk?

Bark, bark!

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