Dog Jokes

From Mr. Nick Hotdog, 10 years old, Alabama

What do you call a dog with no legs?

You can call him whatever you want but he still won’t come!

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From Alta, a grownup, Sacramento CA

You know how dogs and turkeys are alike?

They both gobble!

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From Emma Hickey, 9 years old, Sudbury/Ontario

What do dogs and trees have in common?

Bark!

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From Gman, 3 years old, LA Califonia

What does a dog do to a steak?

He’ll goblet!

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From Spencer, 13 years old, Boise, Idaho

Dog for sale – eats anything…

Very fond of children!

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From BETHANY, 12 years old, TEXAS

HOW DO YOU MAKE A DALMATION COMPLETELY WHITE??

USE SPOT REMOVER!

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