What do you call a doughnut mixed with a dog?
A bagel! [beagle]
Dog Jokes
What’s a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trombone!
Can you eat a sweaty dog?
Yes, it’s a HOT dog!
What did the dog say to the cat?
Catch ya later.
What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver!
A dog walks into a cats-only club. The cats begin to chase her and all of the cats are male. Then one of the cats crosses out “cats only” and adds the dog’s name – why?
Because the dog was so cute they all fell in love so they were trying to ask her out on a date!
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