Dog Jokes

From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

Where do Eskimos train their dogs?

In mush rooms!

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From Robby Cihak, a parent, Michigan

What do you call a dog in the middle of a muddy road?

A mutt in a rut.

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From Chris Nelson, 15 years old, Maryland

What do you call a patriotic dog?

A Yankee Doodle Poodle!

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From Tyler, 7 years old, O'Fallon, MO

What do you call a beagle that likes bread?

A Bagel!

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From Caitlyn, 13 years old, Michigan

What do you call a dog with no legs?

It doesn’t matter what you call him. He is not going to come!

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From Kimberly, 11 years old, United States

Why did the dog bite the tree?

Because the tree was all bark and no bite.

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