Dog Jokes

From Fred, age 13, London, England

What does a dog get after it finishes school?

A dog-ree! (degree)

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From Bridget, age 9, Indiana

What did the dog say to the cat before dinner?

Bone apetit!

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From Liam, age 13, England

What do you call a dog on the beach?

A hotdog!

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From Grace, age 10, America

Why was a dog stuck in a box?

Because it was a boxer!

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From Taylor, age 9, Canada

What does a dog sound like when it is sick?

Barf barf barf

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From Cynthia, age 8, USA

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Every dog, ’cause a building can’t jump!

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