What do you call a puppy that is left outside in the snow?
A “PUP”sicle.
Dog Jokes
Where Did The Dog Park His Car?
In The Barking-Lot!
There once was a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than her. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June.
Why?
Because that was the end of May!
What does a dog get after it finishes school?
A dog-ree! (degree)
What did the dog say to the cat before dinner?
Bone apetit!
What do you call a dog on the beach?
A hotdog!
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