Dog Jokes

From Johnathan Ford, 3 years old

What do you get when you cross a dog and and a phone?

A golden receiver!

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From Mia, 10 years old, California, Sebastopol

What is a scientist’s favorite dog?

A lab!

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From Autumn, 9 years old, Georgia

What is a dog’s favorite part of a tree?

The bark!

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From Joshua, age 10, British Columbia, Canada

Why did the dog cross the road when it was a red light?

He thought it was a fire hydrant!

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From Freda Exantus, 11 years old, Miami

Where did the puppy dog leave its car?

In the barking lot!

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From Alexandra, age 7, Australia

Me: What’s the time?
Dog: 2.00.
Me: How did you know?

I’m a Watch Dog!

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