Doctor Jokes

From Zachary, age 9, Wimbledon, England

Why did the banana go to see the doctor?

Because it wasn’t “peeling” well!

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From Jenelle , 10 years old, Brooklyn

Why shouldn’t you have plastic surgery?

because it’s rude to pick your nose.

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From Alex L, 13 years old

Why did the skeleton go to the doctor?

Because he wouldn’t stop coffin!

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From Amer Azad, 9 years old, Florida

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

To the dock-ter!

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From Dj Awesome, 11 years old, Oxford, Michigan

A doctor goes to his boss. and complains about a patient that yelled at him. What did the boss say?

“He wasn’t very patient patient.”

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From Haydee, a parent, Florida

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby!

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