Doctor Jokes

From Cooper, 9 years old, Calgary

What did the doctor say to the window?

Have any new panes (pains)?

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From Monique, age 10, N.C

What do musicians use to clean their hands?

BAND sanitizer!

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From Reggiena , 10 years old, Grand Cayman

What time do you go to the dentist?

TOOTH HURTY!

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From Brielle, age 11, Windsor, England

A lady went to the doctor and said, “Docter! Doctor! Everywhere I touch it hurts!”

The doctor said, “Well lady your finger is broken!’

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From Shira, 10 years old, Canada

Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?

You like that show too!?

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From Peter, age 12, Brisbane, Australia

Doctor, Doctor, What did the X-rays on my head say?

Nothing.

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