Doctor Jokes

From Natali, 11 years old, Lynnwood, Washington

A man comes to the doctor’s office and says, “Doctors I think my butt’s broken.” The doctor says, “Why is that?” The man says…

“Because there’s a crack in the middle of it!”

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From Jaken Weedn, 13 years old, Oklahoma

Where do you take a sick boat?

To the dock!

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From Crystal, 11 years old, Tatum, Texas

Why did the queen go to the dentist?

To get her teeth crowned!

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From Anna, age 13, London, England

Q) What dance do Plumbers do?

A) Tap dance!

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From Chloe, 10 years old, England

Doctor, doctor! My son has a pencil stuck up his nose!

Then use a pen until I get there!

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From Michael R., age 10, Australia

“Doctor! Doctor!Please help me. Everyone keeps on ignoring me.”

“Next please.”

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