Doctor Jokes

From Jessica, age 15, London

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a bridge!

What came over you?
Two lorries and a bus!

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From Kobe Yancey, 11 years old, United States of America

What did the doctor say to the invisible man?

Sorry, I can’t see you right now!

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From Lilly, age 10, England

Doctor! Doctor! I have started seeing into the future!
When did this start M’lad?

Next Tuesday doctor!

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From Angel, 10 years old, Los Angeles

A nurse went into the doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, there is a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”

“I’m busy,” said the doctor. “Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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From Stephanie Lin, 8 years old, New York

Why did the banana go to the doctor

It didn’t peel well!

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From Victoria, age 4, Vero Beach, Florida

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because it wasn’t peeling well!

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