Patient: “Doctor, Doctor! Every time I say something, I keep on forgetting it.”
Doctor: “When did you first notice this problem?”
Patient: “What problem?”
Doctor Jokes
“Doctor, Doctor! I woke up this morning feeling like a tepee. Later I felt like a wigwam. What is wrong with me?”
“You should lay down and rest. You’re two tents.”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
He felt crumby!
Why did the doctor leave his office?
Because he ran out of patience!
Patient: Doctor, my neck hurts every morning.
Doctor: Well, what do you do every morning?
Patient:I milk the cows, and then they do something.
Doctor: What do they do?
Patient: Hurt my neck!
Why did the banana visit the doctor?
Because it wasn’t peeling well!
