Patient: “Doctor, Doctor! Every time I say something, I keep on forgetting it.”
Doctor: “When did you first notice this problem?”
Doctor Jokes
“Doctor, Doctor! I woke up this morning feeling like a tepee. Later I felt like a wigwam. What is wrong with me?”
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Why did the doctor leave his office?
Patient: Doctor, my neck hurts every morning.
Doctor: Well, what do you do every morning?
Patient:I milk the cows, and then they do something.
Doctor: What do they do?
Why did the banana visit the doctor?