Patient: Doctor, doctor come quickly , my son just swallowed a pen!
Doctor : Use a pencil till I get there !
Doctor Jokes
A doctor always heads to a restaurant after working, which is usually around 5PM. He always orders a hazelnut daiquiri before heading home. The waiters and waitresses always prepare the drink ahead of time because they always know the doctor will show up. One night a waiter noticed that there were no more hazelnuts left. Instead, he whipped up a hickory drink instead of a hazelnut one. The doctor soon arrived, sat down and took a sip from the glass. “What is this?!” He inquired. What did the waiter reply?
“It’s a hickory daiquiri doc!”
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!
Well, pull yourself together!
Doctor, Doctor!
I get pain on the tip of my finger whenever I touch my knee, hand, face, and every part!
What is my problem ?
Your finger is broken !
A doctor says, “What brought you here?”
The patient answers, “An ambulance. Why?
-Doctor,doctor!
I think I am invisible!
-Next please!
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