What did the sick banana say to its mother ?
I don’t peel good!
Doctor Jokes
Doctor: I have some bad news and some worse news.
Patient: Give me the bad news.
Doctor: You only have 24 hours to live.
Patient: What could be worse then that?
Doctor: I tried to reach you yesterday!
“Doctor, doctor!
I feel like a toilet!”
“Okay, I’ll get you something to flush it out of your system!”
Patient: Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I got decked by a pack of cards!
Doctor: I will deal with you later!
Patient: Doctor,Doctor! I swallowed a bone!
Doctor: Are you choking?
Patient: No,I am serious!
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn’t peeling well.
