Doctor, Doctor, I need glasses!
You sure do, this is a butcher shop!
Doctor Jokes
Mr. Bean felt ill so the doctor give him a tablet. He started cutting the sides of the tablet.
Doctor: Why are you cutting the sides of the tablet?
Mr. Bean: To avoid the side effects!
A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor comes in with a grave look on his face.
Doctor: Well, I have some bad news and some really bad news.
Man: Well, give me the really bad news first.
Doctor: You have cancer, and only 6 months to live.
Man: And the bad news?
Doctor: You have Alzheimer’s disease.
Man: That’s great. I was afraid I had cancer!
Doctor: You have Alzheimer’s disease.
Man: That’s great. I was afraid I had cancer!
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
Because he felt crumby!
What did one tonsil say to the other?
“Get dressed. The doctor’s taking us out tonight!”
Ram tells his condition to the doctor. After he is examined, the conversation went something like this…
DOCTOR:Your kidney has failed.
RAM: How can that be? It never went to school! From now on I will send it tuition!
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