Doctor Jokes

From Kayla, age 10, California, USA

Patient: Please do something for me! I can’t stop thinking that I’m a bridge!
Doctor:What’s come over you???

Patient:So far, 5 cars and a truck!!!

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From Roynan, age 8, Auckland, New Zealand

HELP DOCTOR! I only have 59 seconds to live!!!

Just a minute!

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From Edith, age 6, London

Doctor, Doctor, I think I need glasses!

You certainly do sir – this is a flower shop!

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From Hannah Bannah, age 8, Australia

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a triangle.

I see your point!

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From Veronica, age 8, Massachusetts

Why did Humpty Dumpty go to a psychiatrist?

He was cracking up!

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From Tommy, age 17, Redoak, Texas

What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?

Tooth-thirty!

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