Saiedey; How can I stop the cold in my head from running to my chest ?
Dollie; It’s simple, just tie a knot in your neck!
Doctor Jokes
What do you call a midget therapist?
A shrink!
Olivia : Vet Vet I think my dog’s blind !
Vet : I guess I’m gonna have to put him down.
Olivia : Why ?
’cause he’s too heavy!
A nurse walks in an exam room and says “Doctor,doctor there’s an invisible patient in the room. What do you think?” The docter replies:
“Tell the man I can’t see him!”
A doctor- You have to take two spoonfulls oof this medicine in the morning, afternoon and nght.
The patient looks puzzled.
Doctor- Is there any problem?
Patient- But doctor I have only one spoon at home!
Doctor, doctor I can’t get to sleep!
Lie on the edge of the bed and you’ll soon drop off.
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