Patient:Doctor my nose keeps running!
Doctor:Then put out a foot and trip it!
Doctor Jokes
What’s a dentist’s favourite tree?
A gum tree!
So a guy goes to the Doctor to get his broken finger fixed.
The Guy: Doctor do you think I’ll be able to play piano?
Doctor: Absolutely you will!
The Guy: That is fantastic, I never knew how to play before!
What can fly and helps people?
A helidoctor!
Three men are sitting in a waiting room in a hospital. Their wives were having a baby. The doctor goes to the first man and says: “Congratulations you have twins!” “That’s funny, because I work at Double Fudge ice cream shop!” replies the man. The doctor goes to the second man and says: “Congratulations! You have triplets!” “That’s funny, because I work at Three Kings Inn!” Replies the second man. The third man was sweating, and flipping out. The two other men ask: “What’s wrong?” And the man replies:
“I work at Seven-Eleven.”
Where does a sick boat go?
To the Doc!
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