Doctor Jokes

From David L, 8 years old, New Jersey

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I keep seeing double!
Doctor: Sit on the couch.

Patient: Which one?

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From Hannah, 9 years old, Minneapolis, Minnesota

One day a man walked into a bar,

OUCH!

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From Jacquelyn, 7 years old, America

Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a deck of cards!

I’ll deal with you later.

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From Summer D, age 11, Minneapolis, Minnesota

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

It was feeling crummy!

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From ethan coco, age 11, TX

Fred: I wake up every morning seeing spots.
George: Have you seen a doctor yet?

Fred: Nope. So far all I have seen is spots.

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From Declan, age 7, Canada

Why did the chocolate bar go to the dentist?

To get it’s carmel filling!

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