Doctor Jokes

From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Why does your sister jump up and down before taking her medicine?

because the label says ‘Shake well before using!’

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From Katie, 12 years old, California,Encino

What do you get when you mix a vampire and a doctor?

Blood tests!

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From Levis, 12 years old, United States of America

What flies and helps people?

A helidoctor!

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From Simran Kaur, 8 years old, India

Patient: Doctor , Doctor I can’t sleep! It’s driving me crazy.

Doctor: You should lie on the edge of the bed . You’ll soon drop off.

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From Michelle, 10 years old, Virginia

Yo Mama so fat…

that when she gets on a scale the doctor says “Is that your phone number?”

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From Eric, 10 years old, Massachusetts

“Doctor, I’m turning invisible!”

“I’m sorry. I can not see you right now.”

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