Doctor Jokes

From Charles Duffy, a grownup, USA

Why can’t a doctor ever get angry?

He has a lot of patients.

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From Jay, 11 years old, California,USA

Person: Doctor,doctor I need you!

Doctor: What’s the problem?

Person: I think I’m a moth.

Doctor: You don’t need me. You need a psychiatrist.

Person: I know.

Doctor: So why did you come here?

Person: The light was on!

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From Shriya, 9 years old, UAE

Doctor,doctor I feel like a bee!

BUZZ OFF ,can’t you see I am busy?

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From Salman, 10 years old, Australia WA

Doctor, Doctor I’m feeling like a bridge!

Doctor: What’s come over you?

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From Kelly, 11 years old, Connecticut

What time do you go to the dentist?

TOOTH-thirty!

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From Nevan Reza, 13 years old, London

Patient: Doctor, my ears are ringing!

Doctor: Then answer it !

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