Doctor Jokes

From Soren Lord, 8 years old, Guernsey

Why was the doctor mad?

Because he had no patients!

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From Pablo Barron, 9 years old, Texas

Doctor: So, what brought you here?

Patient: An ambulance, why?

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From Victoria, 8 years old, Mosgeil

Doctor, Doctor! I think I’m a curtain!

Well, pull your self together!

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From Thomas, 10 years old

Wife: Doctor! Doctor! My husband’s in a terrible state!

Doctor: Kansas isn’t that bad of a state.

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From Rey Harper, 9 years old, Virgina

A nurse goes into the doctor’s office and say, “Doctor, there’s a man out here who thinks he’s invisible.”

“I’m busy” says the doctor .”Tell him I can’t see him right now.”

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From Alana Kennedy, 10 years old, Glasgow, Scotland

Person: Doctor, Doctor, my sister thinks she is a lift (elevator).

Doctor: Well, I can’t check her out on this floor.

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