Doctor, Doctor! No one pays attention to me!
I’m sorry. What did you say?
Doctor Jokes
Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?
Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?
What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?
Crazy!
Why did the donut go to the dentist?
Because he needed to get a filling!
Patient: Doctor, doctor come quickly , my son just swallowed a pen!
Doctor : Use a pencil till I get there !
A doctor always heads to a restaurant after working, which is usually around 5PM. He always orders a hazelnut daiquiri before heading home. The waiters and waitresses always prepare the drink ahead of time because they always know the doctor will show up. One night a waiter noticed that there were no more hazelnuts left. Instead, he whipped up a hickory drink instead of a hazelnut one. The doctor soon arrived, sat down and took a sip from the glass. “What is this?!” He inquired. What did the waiter reply?
“It’s a hickory daiquiri doc!”
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