Doctor Jokes

From Kelsey H., age 8, USA

MOTHER: Doctor,my baby just swallowed a pen!
DOCTOR: I’ll come right over!
MOTHER: But what should I do until you get here?

DOCTOR:Use a pencil!

Please wait...

From Lee, 8 years old, Hattiesburg, MS

Doctor, Doctor! No one pays attention to me!

I’m sorry. What did you say?

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From Selina, age 12, London,England

Doctor:Nurse,did you take the patient’s tempature?

Nurse:Why,no,Doctor.Is it missing?

Please wait...

From Chloe (aka Jokie Smurf), 10 years old, Louisiana, USA

What do you call a dentist who works on alligator’s teeth?

Crazy!

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From Shilo and Shayne, age 13, london,england

Why did the donut go to the dentist?

Because he needed to get a filling!

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From Emily, 11 years old, Malta

Patient: Doctor, doctor come quickly , my son just swallowed a pen!

Doctor : Use a pencil till I get there !

Please wait...